One day this will be you too.  After last week’s trip to the eye doctor this is the new me.  From the top down:

• Regular prescription for near sightedness, my current glasses actually because this hasn’t changed for years.
• New prescription for mid-distance, e.g. beading, sewing, printmaking, etc. (oddly enough, I read best without any glasses at all, but for anything about 1–2 feet away I need this extra pair).
• New prescription that combines the above two, “progressive lenses” (aka bi-focals)
• Ultra groovy prescription sunglasses that make me look like a movie star because I’m in denial about the above new prescriptions.

sigh.  Is the photo in focus?  I had to take it without my glasses on.