or, we’re going to hell. 

This is our new car.  Probably not the most fuel efficient car on the planet but if you were going to be spending three weeks in a vehicle, you’d probably choose this too.  And afterwards it will be our "second car" and will likely see weekend road work and Derick’s huge commute of three miles (when he doesn’t ride his bike).  Yup, 0 city, 1 highway… we’ll be planting trees for the rest of the summer to make up for this mammoth carbon footprint.

and the name?  from The Simpsons of course…

Canyonero
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It’s the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Hey, hey!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She’s a squirrel-squashin’, deer-smackin’ drivin’ machine
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!